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I did a few parody YouTube videos over the years. My Meghan Markle and Harry one got over 300k views! Here’s a new compilation of them I made.
#meghanmarke #princeharry #harryandmeghan #funnyvideos
Hi guys. Some children’s entertainers will go into any event, be in the middle of a madness; children running wild; balls and toys being thrown, parents stressed out. A complete chaos!
Sorry but I care a lot about creating a great show and everyone having a brilliant time. In certain venues and settings, I will not offer my entertainment when I know from thousands of parties and 15 years of experience that it will definitively be a chaos.
Examples include, the client has booked a bouncy castle; accidents and chaos.
Soft play; kids throwing it around and jumping on and off it; chaos.
The party is in multiple rooms such as in a venue and also in a garden/park. Impossible to manage; chaos!
Restaurants; yes, the food is taken care of but management will usually not be happy about there being a show there for the noise affecting other diners. Children’s entertainment is loud! Laughter and reactions are really big.
Best venues are a classic village hall. Check it’s not a echoey one. I have lots here that I have performed in.
Good Shepherd, Carshalton Beeches
Queen Mary’s Ave, Carshalton SM5 4NP
Brilliant venue for a children’s birthday party. Modern facilities. Clean and warm. Nice kitchen and big car park. Lovely staff at The Church of The Good Shepard. Thank you Chris and the team.
Milton Rd, Wallington SM6 9RP
Car park right outside. Perfect size. Not echoey. Tables and chairs although not small children’s tables.
Carshalton beeches Baptist free church
Banstead Rd, Sutton, Carshalton SM5 3NL
Big car park. The hall is great for children’s birthday parties. I entertained at a two-hour party here today and the facilities are great. Good parking, nice clean hall and a separate area for food which makes it easy for parents to prepare the food and clean up out of sight. Only problem is there’s only 1 plug socket down the side of the room by the door.
320 Carshalton Rd, Carshalton SM5 3QB
Make sure to book the “Main Hall” not the “Sports Hall”. I actually haven’t been in that room but sports halls tend to be echoey.
Fantastic venue for a children’s birthday party. Clean, kind staff. Don’t think they have a kitchen so may need to bring your own pre prepped food.
The Lodge, Garden Hall, at, Honeywood Walk, Carshalton SM5 3NX
Great venue for a small event such as a children’s birthday party. Not echoey like some venues and parking on site.
Elmcroft Community Centre (smaller room)
570 London Road, North Cheam, SM3 9AB
Pro Tip: Book the small room (Hopkins Hall). It’s perfect. The big hall is very big and echoey.
107-109 Church Hill Rd, Cheam, Sutton SM3 8LJ
Brilliant venue for a children’s birthday party. Good kitchen, toilets, disabled access, parking right outside. Bob very friendly and helpful.
19 Devonshire Rd, Sutton SM2 5HH
Amazing friendly club. Lovely kind staff. Great facilities. Modern interior. Small car park outside and on street parking (check for restrictions; particularly midweek). We hired there for a children’s birthday party and Kerry and the staff could not have been more kind and helpful. Thank you.
Crown Road Baptist Church
71 Crown Rd, Sutton SM1 1SB
Great venue, not much parking though.
St Barnabas Rd, Sutton SM1 4NP
Attended several parties here. Great venue for a children’s/family party. Big hall. Very clean. Small car park and free parking on the street outside. Good kitchen. The lady opening for us was very kind and helpful and explained everything very well. I recommend if you have a children’s birthday party here; use the part of the hall with the stage, close the dividers. Set up the food in the bigger end as it’s very echoey in that side. The acoustics of the stage end are much better.
Creative Space Belmont Ltd, a Hidden Gem
Rear of, 37 Station Rd, Sutton SM2 6DF
Very small but nice venue for small birthday party if you have about 10 children. Easy parking right in front of the venue.
Please avoid booking the party in the halls listed below. They are very echoey and the sound bounces around the room, creating a “ball of noise”. This makes the show difficult to hear and can be uncomfortable for both children and parents.
Cheam Fields Primary
Stoughton Ave, Cheam, Sutton SM3 8PQ
4th Worcester Park Scout Group
Braemar Rd, Worcester Park KT4 8SW
The big hall is very echoey. There is a small one there, too, which is good for the party 🙂

Holy Trinity Church, 234 The Broadway, London SW19 1SB
Perfect venue for a children’s birthday party. Smallish, but that’s what you want. Not big and echoey. Wheelchair ramp access, clean, good kitchen. Lovely people are managing the hall. No car park and only a couple of spaces may be available around the back of the church. Check this with the vicarage.
Compton Road, Wimbledon, SW19 7QA
Great hall. Just a few parking spaces outside the venue. Please save me one 🙂 Other on-street parking, but limited to 2 hours
170 Arthur Rd, London SW19 8AQ
A brilliant hall for children’s birthday parties. Easy ground floor access, good toilets, clean. Downsides: no car park. Not many spaces outside. Better on Sunday as parking free. Kitchen very small.
South Wimbledon Community Centre
78 Victory Rd, London SW19 1HN
Please avoid booking the party in the halls listed below. They are very echoey and the sound bounces around the room, creating a “ball of noise”. This makes the show difficult to hear and can be uncomfortable for both children and parents.
276 Magdalen Rd, London SW18 3NY
A bit echoey but has air con so great for summer parties. Tricky to park. Free on street at weekends but very busy.
St Luke’s Church Hall
Strathmore Rd, London SW19 8BZ

For the safety and comfort of everyone involved, I don’t provide children’s entertainment in pub gardens or other public outdoor venues. Unlike private gardens, these spaces are open to members of the public, so there may be people I don’t know, including those who have been drinking or who may not be appropriate around a children’s party. There can also be issues with music and sound equipment affecting other customers or conflicting with the venue’s requirements. I’m always delighted to perform in private home gardens or at managed company events under a gazebo, where everyone is there for the same reason: to laugh, have fun, and enjoy a fantastic magic show in a safe, family-friendly environment.
Surrey Event Venue for Corporate Events Conferences Meetings
Priory Farm Estate, Sandy Lane, Redhill, RH1 4EJ
Brickfield Rd, Outwood, Redhill RH1 5QX
Nutfield Centre – Conference & Banqueting Suite
Nutfield Lodge, Nutfield Rd, Redhill RH1 4ED
Colman Redland Community Centre
Colman Redland Centre, Croydon Rd, Reigate RH2 0NA
5 Church Rd, Reigate RH2 8HY –
Nice small hall. But quite small. Good for a part of up to 15 kids:
Banstead United Reformed Church
Woodmansterne Ln, Banstead SM7 3EX
Great venue for a children’s birthday party. Big car park. Easy access for wheelchairs and push chairs. Big kitchen. And very clean.
1 Institute Rd, Westcott, Dorking RH4 3NP
A little hard to find. Could do with a bigger clearer sign on the street. Great venue for a children’s birthday party. Good size hall with small stage. Big car park and great kitchen facilities. Lots of chairs and tables. Could be a little cleaner. (2020)
Please avoid booking the party in the halls listed below. They are very echoey and the sound bounces around the room, creating a “ball of noise”. This makes the show difficult to hear and can be uncomfortable for both children and parents.
St Philip’s Church Reigate
102 Nutley Ln, Reigate RH2 9HA
North Holmwood North Holmwood Village Hall
Spook Hill, North Holmwood, Dorking RH5 4JP
Woodmansterne Village Hall, Banstead
24 Carshalton Rd, Woodmansterne, Banstead SM7 3HR

They are great fun for family events (with supervision for safety). But from my experience from entertaining at over 1000 birthday parties, when there is a bouncy castle, there are almost always children in tears and frequent accidents on them and they suck the joy out of the party. This firm of solicitors even has a page on their website just for dealing with bouncy castle injuries.
When I run a party, I have great control of the children and my reviews often comment on how amazed they were at the focus of the children I had. This is something I’ve developed from years of experience. When it comes to bouncy castles, nobody is really in control of the children and things often turn to chaos.

The companies drop them off unmanned and parents never seem to know how to manage the children. They all get on it at once and all the parents are stressed waiting for their little one to get bashed by a bigger child. At the last party where I did a show with a bouncy castle, a child was climbing onto the high sides of it (usually happens when the castle doesn’t have a roof) with a hard floor to the side of it. There were no mats on the side. I told the mum of the party, and she told the mum of the child climbing; to which she just laughed and let her daughter repeatedly climb there.
I want my parties to be brilliant fun and everyone super happy and to leave with big smiles.
If you are having a bouncy castle, the following guidelines are good to follow from this excellent article in The National Library of Medicine “Are inflatable play structures really safe for our children?”:
Ritchie Rosson’s magic shows are back at the awesome Lazer Lions Holiday Club this May half term on Wednesday 27th May at Grovelands School, Walton-on-Thames and Cleves School, Weybridge.


I have added a new bit to my terms and conditions regarding child safety after a grim party experience recently.
I absolutely love 99.9% of my clients. I work with wonderful families every week. But this experience was deeply unpleasant.
I have performed at over 2,000 birthday parties in all sorts of venues over the last 15 years, but I am always learning. A family had me for a birthday party in their garden. For no extra cost, I took the time to visit their house in advance of the party to help them find the best spot for the show and noticed a dangerous sheer drop off the garden onto a concrete patio. Similar to this (AI pic).

This was to be a party for 17 children with many toddlers and other children under 5. I told the client that there must be some padding put on the concrete where the drops are. A few big cushions/duvets would have done the job. TADA!
On the day, I assumed they would have put down the padding done but had not. I politely asked the client again if we could put something there to make it safe, but she repeatedly and angrily told me “we have had loads of parties and nothing has ever happened!” I’m sure that people have ran across the motorway before and “nothing happened”. I persuaded the client to cut down the entertainment (at a £100 loss to me) eliminating the games part and having a static show but was very uneasy about the experience and the opposition to my concerns from this client so I have now added this to my T and Cs page to make it more clear.
🧒 Child Safety
The safety and wellbeing of children is of the utmost importance at all times.
The client is responsible for ensuring that the performance area is safe, secure, and suitable for children. This includes (but is not limited to) removing or adequately safeguarding any potential hazards such as drops, sharp objects, or unsafe garden features.
The entertainer reserves the right to pause or stop the performance if, in their professional judgement, the environment poses a risk to the safety of any child. No liability will be accepted for incidents arising from unsafe conditions that were not disclosed or addressed prior to the performance.

Bring the kids to the awesome Fun Fest in Worcester Park this Easter and see Ritchie Rosson’s fun-filled funny magic show.
Fun Fest Worcester Park takes place at Malden Parochial CofE Primary School
The Manor Drive Worcester Park, Surrey KT4 7LW
More about Fun Fest here
Book a spot here

